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  2. anescapedfish:

    panicatthewhorehouse:

    god-particle:

    wonderfloniumandfezzes:

    nerdsforthebirds:

    neurophagy:

    sonnetstockmar:

    a bisexual pop group called Both Directions

    a pansexual pop group called All Directions

    an asexual pop group called No Directions

    a questioning pop group called Which Direction

    a helpful pop group called That Direction

    a lost pop group called Can I Have Directions

    a married pop group called Dammit Why Won’t You Just Ask For Directions

    (via thellamaborn42)

     

  3. sewbergamzee:

    tuucker:

    when youre walking past a dead body in a horror game and it suddenly comes back to life

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    Oh my god you can almost hear the pug’s screams. 

    (via thellamaborn42)

     
  4. fandomsdevouredmysoul:

    seabornunicorns:

    Is this fucking cauliflower

    I can’t stop staring. What day is it?

    (Source: konczakowski, via thellamaborn42)

     
  5. artichokehold:

    simba got a new maine

    (via thellamaborn42)

     

  6. sarahkeilman94:

    my mom just said to me “if justin bieber doesn’t get his act together he’s gonna ruin the whole bands career not just his”

    my mom thinks justin bieber is part of one direction

    (via thellamaborn42)

     
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  8. eiyunoitakuni:

    narutos-dick:

    trenchgun:

    “Uwaaah! I’m gonna be late!”

    I’m Obama Barakku, 47 years old! Starting today, I’m gonna be a president!

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    THIS IS EVEN WORSE

    (via the-offical-blog-of-barack-obama)

     

  9. the-offical-blog-of-barack-obama:

    catbountry:

    protectrons:

    spookyjesy:

    minestuck:

    do you think obama attends high school reuinions and is like “oh hey jimmy. remember when you would shove me into the lockers in the 10th grade? yeah well guess what. fuck you im the president”

    my uncle went to elementary school with Obama and he told us that a bunch of kids did once lock him in a locker

    the truth is out obama

    Obama gonna kill those dudes with drones.


    How you like me now?

    (Source: lieutenantbites, via thellamaborn42)

     

  10. jaxthevampire:

    geniekeckers:

    undrunkscotsman:

    i love how whoever is running obama’s blog actually blogs like we blog

    imagine if it was barack the whole time like

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    and michelle’s like “BARACK DINNER’S ON THE TABLE!!”

    and he’s just like “shut up woman i’m blogging”

    except that obama wouldn’t be rude to her because he’s a man not a republican.

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    SOBBING

    (Source: lesellieknope, via thellamaborn42)

     
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  12. punishedsnakes:

    when ur friend makes great art

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    (Source: professionalbara, via sebastianastan)

     

  13. jesussbabymomma:

    jesussbabymomma:

    is it petsmart or petsmart

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    thanks

    (via sebastianastan)

     
  14. groovininwoodstock:

    youhavenoleveragedarlings:

    mightxrein:

    jakeybobakey:

    rinthewin:

    caffenespeaks:

    the legend

    This makes me so happy, and yet so sad.

    He was smart, he was a writer (you could tell by his phrasing) and this is something he TRULY cares about. That boy has a heart and he cares. He sees the truth for what it is and he refuses to sit idly and watch as the youth of america just stumbles by.

    BUT the teacher was done. She didn’t care. She was fed up.

    BUT the students were uncaring, even laughing, as this young man walked out

    BUT this video was put online to be deemed as a joke and embarrass that boy.

    THAT is unexceptionable

    THAT is not right.

    If you are this young gentleman  if you are his relative, or if you have ever done something similar.

    I am so proud of you

    To take your opinion and share. NOT ONCE did he threaten her, NOT ONCE did he raise his voice above a proper projection so that the class could hear his words  NOT ONCE did he insult her in any means past how she was behaving with her job. He didn’t undermine her. He didn’t hurt her, and yet he gave his message and left in peace.

    That makes him a true, undeniable, super hero in my eyes.

    Thank you sir.

    My mom, an elementary school teacher, clapped an applauded this boy when I showed this to her.

    That boy is great

    hot damn this kid knows where it’s at

    Can we give this kid a medal?

    (Source: vulgarkid, via drinkyourfuckingmilk)

     
     

  15. twitch-the-tiny:

    kingkeenanthegreat:

    dash-of-dark:

    JUST FUCKING LISTEN. 

    THIS IS HALLOWEEN BUT NOT LIKE YOU KNOW IT

    reblog so others can hear it!

    Where the hell are the Victorian Goths they should be all over this.

    *SMASHES REBLOG BUTTON*

    (via fandomsdevouredmysoul)