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  3. itssexualhour:

    So I went over to my boyfriend’s house tonight, and we decided to go night swimming. Well, we were kissing and grinding and all that in the pool and suddenly he just hugs me to him and says ‘I love you, and I’m glad you’re mine’ and when he said that I leaned in towards his ear and said ‘mine’ in the same voice as those seagulls from Finding Nemo and then he did it back and we basically sat in the pool shouting ‘MINE!’ at each other for a solid minute.

    (via dannythedoe)

     
  4. crusherccme:

    found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

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  5. buttharrybutt:

    buttharrybutt:

    i lost my mood ring

    i dont know how i feel about this

    (Source: nikecrap, via dannythedoe)

     

  6. nintendofunclub:

    c0caino:

    Take your age and add 5 to it. That is your age in 5 years.

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  7. southpauz:

    True story.

    When I was in 7th Grade, I almost set an Elementary School on fire while trying to microwave a cookie.

    I was working at the concessions stand during a basketball tournament (my team was required to work because the tournament was being hosted in my School district), and, because I was hungry, I decided to use the microwave to heat up my cookie. My teeth were very sore due to me getting dental braces that week, so I decided to microwave it for a minute so it could be really soft.

    It set on fire. 

    The smoke alarm went off throughout the school.

    The sprinkler system went off.

    Basketball games that were going on at the time were cancelled.

    Everyone had to evacuate the school and wait for the Police and Fire Department to show up. 

    I JUST WANTED A COOKIE.

    (via dannythedoe)

     

  8. scowlofjustice:

    *gets more than 5 notes on a post*

     
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  10. Megamind - 'Bad Guy' vs ‘Nice Guy’

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  12. bonny-notion:

    found this in a doctors office

    im not convinced they know what drugs do

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  15. wonderfloniumdonotbounce:

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    reading these scripts was a good idea

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